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Discordian American Princess
from Urban Dictionary
When a Disney Princess creates chaos by showing she's not as pure as people think, she
becomes a Discordian American Princess.
It also applies to any teenage girl or young woman who's had a wholesome, clean-cut image
that suddenly changes when she does something shocking.
Miley Ray Cyrus showed her smile as a Disney Princess. But her spiritual advisor Reverend
Loveshade and photographer Annie Leibovitz changed all that. As soon as she posed naked
in a sheet, and posed with her father Billy Ray Cyrus touching her inner thigh, she became a
Discordian American Princess!
Also Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan, Emily Sander aka Zoey Zane.
by Felicia Barton
From Amazazing Raynbow [Undead Priestess Naminee] Blog (http://blog.myspace.
Saturday, September 23, 2006
Once again, crazy religion philosophy's of my dad
Current mood: indescribable
Category: Religion and Philosophy
Remember a rule of Discordians, "never believe what you read" but for your wonderful
enjoyment… (or if you're too damn lazy only read what I put in Bold)
Children, Mothers, Discordian American Princesses and
other matters related to the Priestesshood by I'D Digger, 7-8-86
Originally for release to 70KFMs, 50DDDDs, and equivalents in sister traditions; as of 12—
5—88 for release to 40 KFMs, 30 DDDDS, and all higher degrees.
Star Children of the Apple of Ens (Saes) are 40 KFMs who were born after Sputnik was
launched:Oct. 4, 1957. At the original writing of this, there were 5 Saes in existence: myself,
Lady Alice, Lady Scorpio, Sir Whathefuk and Sir Lush. All Saes should have the words Star
Child and a star between them on their 40 or 70KFM or 50 DDDD certificates.
Mothers of the Star Children (MScs) are either mothers who have given birth to more than one
Star Child (MSC-l's) or 70 KFM Priestesses born before Sputnik was launched who have
passed Star Children through the Needle's eye and made them 40KFMs, These Priestesses
Lady Maude of the Coyote Cabal is our first !ISC-1. Alice and Scorpio are her blood
daughters. Lady Val of Valhalla Chapter is our 1st MSC-2. Whathefuk and Lush are her
children by initiation. I, of course, was conceived immaculately by Eris.(?)
Discordian American Princesses (daps) are created in at least 3 different ways.
1st, there are natural born daps. They generally appear happy, have been born since
Sputnik was launched, and thus are potential Star Children, and surround themselves
with peace signs, rainbows, '60's music and other Discordian memorabilia. They
generally will not even know that they're daps (untill their dad tells them… *cough*). A
good place to look for these daps is among the children of the original Hippies.
Q: How do you know when a Discordian American Princess has cum?
A: She hands you a POPE card.
2nd, the daughters of the Discordian Eristocracy are flaps. Any daughter of a Priest or
Priestess of Eris, a KFM Mullah, an Episkopos of ANY Discordian tradition, or of any of the 4
Pillars of Discordianism (Kerry ThornJLey, Greg Hill, Bob Shea and Bob Wilson) are
automatically flaps. Luna Wilson is the Matron Saint of Daps.
3rd, a Priestess of Eris in the Midwest Semper Discordian Dis-Organization (MSDD)
tradition may become a dap by becoming a Dually Aspected Priestess of Eris (dapoe).
A Dapoe is a Priestess of Eris (Poe) who has come through either the KF1~T to the 70 or the
DDDD to the 50 and then crosses over by taking the Poe vows of the opposite organization.
Any Poe who does this is a Dapoe, and therefore automatically also
Of course, there are limits for a Dapoe. A KFN Dapoe can only give the DDDD tv. and cannot
form a Cabal of the DDDD without undergoing the DDDD Priestess Training. They can,
however, take this training without passing through the j0~40 of the PDDD.
Any DDDD receiving their jO from a KF'M Dapoe is considered a Free Radical. A DDDD
Dapoe can help a KFM Mullah give the KFM 40 to his Knights, but she cannot Knight anyone
herself or form a KFM Cabal. She can, however, take the KFM 70 training without ever having
been Knighted or gone through any KFM degrees.
If she does so, she still cannot form a Cabal by Knighting someone, even though she can
start a Chapter, unless and until she passes through the KFM.
Conversely, a Discordian American Princess is automatically a Dually Aspected Priestess if
she takes BOTH sets of vows without having to pass through EITHER degree stru5~ure, and
is therefore a Discordian American Princess Dually Aspected Priestess (dap2). She is,
however, bound by the limits on BOTH sides, and must take both sets of vows. S ~e cannot
enter just one of the Priestesshoods this way.
A flap can give the KFM 4~' in conjunction with a Mulish of the Apple of Eris, and give the
DDDD i~ to form Free Radicals, but can form no Cabals or Chapters of either group, or
Knight Knights, or progress in either structure without further training in that system.
Priestesses of Eris from other Discordian traditions should be recognized as such. They too
may take the vows of a Poe in either system (or both) without passing through the degree
structure. But they are bound by the same disadvantages as the flap 's, and should be
considered almost as such if they take both sets of vows. But, because of their prior POE
status, they should be considered Dap s, with Poe status in their own, the KFM and DDDD
traditions. They too may enter the POEE training with out passing through the initial degrees.
See what happens when I go to talk to my dad about religion right when I
come of my first ever roll?It's awesome… I'm not crazy!!!!
(In addition to Luna Wilson, examples include Princess Raynbow (Rhiannon), Princess
Unicornia (Lorien Loveshade), Fairy Princess Yoshikyoko (Mindy Yuko), Princess Trichster
The term Discordian American Princess, or DAP is believed to have been coined by Grand
Master Pinto deRohan Digger, of the Knights of the Falcon of Malta during the early 80's. It
was popularized by Icarus 23, Reverend Loveshade and others.
The matron saint of the DisOrder of DAPs is Luna Wilson, the daughter of Robert Anton
Wilson who was murdered when she was age 15.
The Discordian American Princess was originally a girl who was a peace-sign flashing,
tie-dye wearing or unwearing, discord-loving anti-Greyface girl, or a daughter (or niece) of a
Discordian/Erisian. But now they may also qualify by having a pure, wholesome image, such
as a Disney Princess, and then doing something shocking. DAPs aren't necessarily
Discordians, Americans, or Princesses. But you can tell who they are.
Miley Ray Cyrus is the only known DAP who fits both the original and Disney Princess
categories as she was recruited into Discordianism.
Discordian American Princess
by Miley Spears with other DAPs
*Discordian American Princess (DAP) Rhiannon Princess Raynbow named three types of
DAPs: Natural Born daps, daughters of the Discordian Eristocracy, & Priestesses of Eris in the
Midwest Semper Discordian Dis-Organization (MSDD).
Natural Born DAPs or daps are usually happy, born since Sputnik was launched, possibly Star
Children, and like peace signs, 1960s music and Discordian memorabilia.
Discordian Eristocracy DAPs are daughters or possibly nieces or descendents of the original
Discordians. They can come from a Priest or Priestess of Eris, a KFM Mullah, any Discordian
episkopos, or from Kerry Thornley, Greg Hill, Robert Shea or Robert Anton Wilson. Matron Saint
is Luna Wilson.
A DAP in the MSDD tradition may become a Dually Aspected Priestess of Eris (dapoe).
Raynbow said, ‘A Dapoe is a Priestess of Eris (Poe) who has come through either the KF1~T to
the 70 or the DDDD to the 50 and then crosses over by taking the Poe vows of the opposite
organization.’ Got it?
Reverend Loveshade with the Mythics of Harmonia started a fourth type that became the best
known: the Devolved Disney Princess. DAP Felicia Barton wrote, ‘When a Disney Princess
creates chaos by showing she's not as pure as people think, she becomes a Discordian
‘It also applies to any teenage girl or young woman who's had a wholesome, clean-cut image
that suddenly changes when she does something shocking.’ Matron Saint is Zoey Zane, Oz
Tinman erotic model and lover of Dorothy of Oz. High Priestess is Miley Ray Cyrus, the Disney-
Discordian V-sign flashing actress-singer and perhaps the first DP to admit being a DAP.
*The term was probably coined by Grand Master Pinto deRohan Digger
of the Knights of the Falcon of Malta during the early 1980s.