About Me
What is your name?
Miley Spears

Where do you live?

What is your gender?

How old are you?
20 but it might change tomorrow. Tomorrow I'll be 23. OK April 23, 1995.

What's your real name?
Miley Spears is my legal name. My last name has always been Spears. I might be
distantly related to Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears, but I don't know. I legally changed
my first name to Miley; it used to be something else.

Who's your Daddy?
My Mama and Papa couldn't have kids, so my mama was artificially inseminated by my
biodad. I'm an only child. I wasn't supposed to know who my biological father was until I
was 18, or even that I had one. But I met him at a big get together shortly after I turned
13. But not until later did we both know the whole story.

Who's your family?
I'm an only child. My parents both died when I was 15 years old and I became very
depressed. At the time I was staying at my uncle and aunt's house in a different state
because my parents couldn't handle me. I had wanted to get away from everything. I
haven't been back to my home state since.

What would be the name of your life story?
How Can I Help?

Where exactly do you live, what's your phone number, what's your bra size, are you still a
You sure are nosy. I live where I live, my phone is my own, my bra size you won't know
unless I show you, and yes I'm still a virgin. If you don't count that one time. Or the other
time. Or that other time. But if you must know I was in Norwood Young America,
Minnesota, and now Austin, Texas.

What is your favorite song right now:
Anything by Miley Ray Cyrus, Britney Spears or Jamie Lynn Spears, or High School

Who do you most admire that you know personally?
My biodad (I called him my uncle for years before I learned who he was!) because he
works to help animals, helps me a lot, and knows almost everything

Name five words that start with "M".
Miley Spears, Miley Ray Cyrus, Magic, Maturity, Mastication

Where do you go to college, or where do you want to go?
I'm a star student at UnUniversity. Or UnHighSchool. Or UnPreSchool. OK Miskatonic

What do you love?
Eris Discordia, Animals including cats and butterflies, Miley Ray Cyrus, Hannah
Montana, Sailor Moon, Britney Spears, Jamie Lynn Spears, Connie Dobbs, and no

What do you strongly dislike?
Animal cruelty and abuse, bloated egos, and HypoCrisy

What is your companion animal's name?
Jamie the cat

What sports or exercise are you into?
aerobics, bicycling, dance, gymnastics, swimming, yoga  

What do you like doing in your free time?
people-watching, going to movies & concerts & museums & parties, going to SCA
events, listening to music, surfing the Web, talking on the phone, text messaging,
watching movies, watching television, administrating
Discordian Wiki and Peta Wiki
and working on
Miley Cyrus Wiki,  Uncyclopedia, and and and other Wikis.

What kind of arts or writing are you into?
dancing, writing poetry and short stories

What's your favorite kind of movie?
animation, classic, comedy, romances

What are your favorite kinds of music?
folk, goth, pop

What do you like to do in a car?
Drive! Watch out!

What is your joke religion?
Discordian and now SubGenius

What groups are you a member of?
ACLU, ACLU of Texas, Peta, SCA

What is your SCA name?
Ariel Lovechild so see my SCA page

What's your deepest secret you've never told anyone?


miley at mileyspears dot com
Gypsie Skripto aka TawTew the Naturally Perfumed painted Rosey Tiger and me
kissing! This is called "The Kiss"and it's copyright by Tawtew. You can see it and a lot
more in
Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia: The Tales of Shamlicht.
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